Hey
You should probably answer your phone
It might be your boyfriend
Haha I'm just kidding you don't have one
I'm so hot
Do you have any snacks
I haven't eaten in three weeks
Like Chex Mix or something
Hey, you're kinda cute
You wanna like, hook up
You want a BFF
I can be your
Oh my god you have so much candy in your purse
Can I have some
Are those breath mints
Oh my god
Oh my god this beat is hot, like me
Maybe I should sing to it
Cuz I'm a singer, you know
Heeyy, oohh, rake a tongue, yeah, that's hot,
Oh yeah, that's hot, that's my beat, hit my spot
My G-spot, oh yeah, you like that, the way I talk, yeah, hah, cuz I'm hot
Tinker bell!
S-Deezy 'n' Friends Phone Rap lyrics - Shane Dawson
S-Deezy in the house, uh
And your favorite Aunt Hilda
S-Deezy, uh, uh, uh, uh, yo, yo , yo
Is that yo phone ringin'
Or you just happy to see me
And you vibrating
You can pick it up or you can call 'em back
Aunt Hilda spit some hot fire on this track (ohhhh)
Is that your phone ringin' (huh?)
This hot ass beat has got my hips shakin' (ohh yeahh)
You can pick it up or you can call 'em back
Who says old Jews don't know how to rap (I don't know)
Yo, is that yo phone ringin'
Is it the cops cuz I missed my last patrol meetin' (girl you don't even know)
You can pick it up or you can call 'em back
Yo n'ass for some hot fire on this track, boyyy
Is that your phone ringin'
This hot ass beat has got my glasses steamin'
You can pick it up or you can call 'em back (yo)
Once you go nerd you ain't never goin' baack
And your favorite Aunt Hilda
S-Deezy, uh, uh, uh, uh, yo, yo , yo
Is that yo phone ringin'
Or you just happy to see me
And you vibrating
You can pick it up or you can call 'em back
Aunt Hilda spit some hot fire on this track (ohhhh)
Is that your phone ringin' (huh?)
This hot ass beat has got my hips shakin' (ohh yeahh)
You can pick it up or you can call 'em back
Who says old Jews don't know how to rap (I don't know)
Yo, is that yo phone ringin'
Is it the cops cuz I missed my last patrol meetin' (girl you don't even know)
You can pick it up or you can call 'em back
Yo n'ass for some hot fire on this track, boyyy
Is that your phone ringin'
This hot ass beat has got my glasses steamin'
You can pick it up or you can call 'em back (yo)
Once you go nerd you ain't never goin' baack
Stay With Me lyrics - Shane Dawson (feat. Risa Dorken)
(from "I Hate Myselfie" soundtrack)
The sun doesn't shine as bright as it used to
The clouds are covering the sky
My heart doesn't beat as strong as it used to
And baby you're the reason why
In one moment, everything started breaking
In one moment, I died
In one moment, all of my world started shaking
Baby, bring me back to life
Oh, why you going, why you going away?
Far away
Oh, baby hold on, I just want you to stay
Baby, stay
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
I want you to stay
The craters around me now they are fading
Like all the yellow turned to grey
But I'm hanging on to hope, yeah I'm waiting
That she'll return to me someday
In one moment, everything started breaking
In one moment, I died
In one moment, all of my world started shaking
Baby, bring me back to life
Oh, why you going, why you going away?
Far away
Oh, baby hold on, I just want you to stay
Baby, stay
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
When I'm without you everything feels like it's tumbling down
Into the ground, and I am bleeding
When I'm without you everything feels like it's falling apart
And I'm in the dark
Baby
Oh, why you going, why you going away?
Far away
Oh, baby hold on, I just want you to stay
Baby, stay
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
The sun doesn't shine as bright as it used to
The clouds are covering the sky
My heart doesn't beat as strong as it used to
And baby you're the reason why
In one moment, everything started breaking
In one moment, I died
In one moment, all of my world started shaking
Baby, bring me back to life
Oh, why you going, why you going away?
Far away
Oh, baby hold on, I just want you to stay
Baby, stay
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
I want you to stay
The craters around me now they are fading
Like all the yellow turned to grey
But I'm hanging on to hope, yeah I'm waiting
That she'll return to me someday
In one moment, everything started breaking
In one moment, I died
In one moment, all of my world started shaking
Baby, bring me back to life
Oh, why you going, why you going away?
Far away
Oh, baby hold on, I just want you to stay
Baby, stay
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
When I'm without you everything feels like it's tumbling down
Into the ground, and I am bleeding
When I'm without you everything feels like it's falling apart
And I'm in the dark
Baby
Oh, why you going, why you going away?
Far away
Oh, baby hold on, I just want you to stay
Baby, stay
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
Stay with me, me yeah
SUPERLUV! lyrics - Shane Dawson
I'm running out of time
I hope that I can save you somehow
If I—if I had superpowers
I'd save the world and you would be mine, mine
Have no fear, your hero is here
My super sense is tellin' me that danger is near
I'm gettin' close to you so I can watch your back
A villain's on the loose and he's ready to attack
But I'm not a superhero
I'm not that kinda guy
But I can save you baby,
Give me a try
'Cause I'm runnin' out of time
I know what I came to do,
And I didn't come to lose,
So I'll fight until you're mine
And if trouble comes around,
I won't be backin' down,
Tonight
If you're in danger
I'm here to save ya
That's what I'm made of
Give you my SuperLuv
Been fightin' for your love for all this time
What I gotta do to make you mine
Got no super speed, but I'm runnin' this town
If you get in my way, I'mma take you down
But I'm not a superhero
I'm not that kinda guy
But I can save you baby,
Give me a try.
'Cause I'm runnin' out of time
I know what I came to do,
And I didn't come to lose,
So I'll fight until you're mine
And if trouble comes around,
I won't be backin' down,
Tonight
If you're in danger
I'm here to save ya
That's what I'm made of
Give you my SuperLuv
Can't you see
That you're my lover
We're meant to be
You're like no other
So come with me
And say you're mine
Don't keep me waiting
'Cause I'm runnin' out of time
I know what I came to do,
And I didn't come to lose
So I'll fight until you're mine
And if trouble comes around,
I won't be backin' down, tonight
If you're in danger
I'm here to save ya
That's what I'm made of
Give you my SuperLuv [5x]
And all you really need
Has been right in front of you this whole time
And I—I didn't need no super powers
I saved the world and now you are mine
Now you're mine
I hope that I can save you somehow
If I—if I had superpowers
I'd save the world and you would be mine, mine
Have no fear, your hero is here
My super sense is tellin' me that danger is near
I'm gettin' close to you so I can watch your back
A villain's on the loose and he's ready to attack
But I'm not a superhero
I'm not that kinda guy
But I can save you baby,
Give me a try
'Cause I'm runnin' out of time
I know what I came to do,
And I didn't come to lose,
So I'll fight until you're mine
And if trouble comes around,
I won't be backin' down,
Tonight
If you're in danger
I'm here to save ya
That's what I'm made of
Give you my SuperLuv
Been fightin' for your love for all this time
What I gotta do to make you mine
Got no super speed, but I'm runnin' this town
If you get in my way, I'mma take you down
But I'm not a superhero
I'm not that kinda guy
But I can save you baby,
Give me a try.
'Cause I'm runnin' out of time
I know what I came to do,
And I didn't come to lose,
So I'll fight until you're mine
And if trouble comes around,
I won't be backin' down,
Tonight
If you're in danger
I'm here to save ya
That's what I'm made of
Give you my SuperLuv
Can't you see
That you're my lover
We're meant to be
You're like no other
So come with me
And say you're mine
Don't keep me waiting
'Cause I'm runnin' out of time
I know what I came to do,
And I didn't come to lose
So I'll fight until you're mine
And if trouble comes around,
I won't be backin' down, tonight
If you're in danger
I'm here to save ya
That's what I'm made of
Give you my SuperLuv [5x]
And all you really need
Has been right in front of you this whole time
And I—I didn't need no super powers
I saved the world and now you are mine
Now you're mine
Taylor Swift Revenge Rap lyrics - Shane Dawson
Work it, make it, do it, makes us harder, better, faster, stronger.
That, that, that, that don't kill me,
Can only make me stronger.
I need you to shut up now,
Can't take your voice much longer.
I know I look real high now,
'Cause you can't get much shorter.
Man, I've been waiting all night now,
That's how long I've been on ya.
I hate you right now!
Bitch.
Beyonce lost tonight,
It ain't my fault that I won tonight.
Kanye hopped on the stage tonight,
Looking like a gay chipmunk tonight.
Sexy and wearing my Christian Dior,
And he's wearing clothes from a children's store.
I ask 'cause I'm really not sure,
Does anyone know who he is anymore?
He's always acting so shameless,
Remember when he used to be famous?
And now he can't even make a hit,
He's just mad 'cause he looks like a midget.
He sings like he's choking on Jay Z's dick,
Symboling and synthesizing all his shit.
Take a sniff 'cause baby I'm the new shit,
Come on bitch it's Taylor Swift.
Fuck you.
You can suck it.
That, that, that, that don't kill me,
Can only make me stronger.
I need you to shut up now,
Can't take your voice much longer.
You know how long I've been on ya,
Since you had a hit with Stronger.
And now your career is over,
And now I'm taking over.
Ha! I'm taking over.
Ha ha ha! I'm taking over
BITCH!
That, that, that, that don't kill me,
Can only make me stronger.
I need you to shut up now,
Can't take your voice much longer.
I know I look real high now,
'Cause you can't get much shorter.
Man, I've been waiting all night now,
That's how long I've been on ya.
I hate you right now!
Bitch.
Beyonce lost tonight,
It ain't my fault that I won tonight.
Kanye hopped on the stage tonight,
Looking like a gay chipmunk tonight.
Sexy and wearing my Christian Dior,
And he's wearing clothes from a children's store.
I ask 'cause I'm really not sure,
Does anyone know who he is anymore?
He's always acting so shameless,
Remember when he used to be famous?
And now he can't even make a hit,
He's just mad 'cause he looks like a midget.
He sings like he's choking on Jay Z's dick,
Symboling and synthesizing all his shit.
Take a sniff 'cause baby I'm the new shit,
Come on bitch it's Taylor Swift.
Fuck you.
You can suck it.
That, that, that, that don't kill me,
Can only make me stronger.
I need you to shut up now,
Can't take your voice much longer.
You know how long I've been on ya,
Since you had a hit with Stronger.
And now your career is over,
And now I'm taking over.
Ha! I'm taking over.
Ha ha ha! I'm taking over
BITCH!
The Vacation Song lyrics - Shane Dawson
Don't ignore my call
Cause I got a lot to say
Gonna tell you what went wrong
Why I had to run away
'Cause you're in my face
Always on my case
I just need some space
Away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
No more stupid fights
No more searching through my phone
Feels like paradise
When I think about bein' alone
'Cause you're in my face
Always on my case
I just need some space
Away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
WOAH
I just wanna let you know that
WOAH
I don't need you anymore and
WOAH
Now it is my turn to take control
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
Cause I got a lot to say
Gonna tell you what went wrong
Why I had to run away
'Cause you're in my face
Always on my case
I just need some space
Away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
No more stupid fights
No more searching through my phone
Feels like paradise
When I think about bein' alone
'Cause you're in my face
Always on my case
I just need some space
Away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
WOAH
I just wanna let you know that
WOAH
I don't need you anymore and
WOAH
Now it is my turn to take control
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
I need a Vacation cation cation!
Yeah, I need a Vacation cation cation!
There's nothing you can dooo
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
Doesn't matter where I go
Just as long as it's away from you
This Christmas Life lyrics - Shane Dawson
If life was like a Christmas movie
I wouldn't have a care or worry
And everything would always turn out fine
Making angels in the snow
Kissing under mistletoe
And everyone would always have a smile
But baby, life isn't that easy
Sometimes it gets crazy
I'm falling on my knees
Yeah
I'm hoping for a happy ending
So let's start pretending what life could be
There'll be dancing and singing
This Christmas life
And the bells will be ringing
This Christmas life
No more heartaches from heartbreaks
This Christmas life
Oh I wish it could be mine
If I lived up on the north pole
I would stare outside my window
And look around at all the shining lights
Christmas carols at the front door
Family at the dinner table
And every night would always end just right
But baby, life isn't that easy
Sometimes it gets crazy
I'm falling on my knees
Yeah
I'm hoping for a happy ending
So let's start pretending what life could be
There'll be dancing and singing
This Christmas life
And the bells with be ringing
This Christmas life
No more heartaches from heartbreaks
This Christmas life
Oh I wish it could be mine
So I just close my eyes and
Create a wonderland where
Anything's possible there
I'm just dreaming of what it would be
There'll be dancing and singing
This Christmas life
And the bells will be ringing
This Christmas life
No more heartaches from heartbreaks
This Christmas life
Oh I wish it could be mine
There'll be dancing and singing
This Christmas life
And the bells will be ringing
This Christmas life
No more heartaches from heartbreaks
This Christmas life
Oh I wish it could be mine
I wouldn't have a care or worry
And everything would always turn out fine
Making angels in the snow
Kissing under mistletoe
And everyone would always have a smile
But baby, life isn't that easy
Sometimes it gets crazy
I'm falling on my knees
Yeah
I'm hoping for a happy ending
So let's start pretending what life could be
There'll be dancing and singing
This Christmas life
And the bells will be ringing
This Christmas life
No more heartaches from heartbreaks
This Christmas life
Oh I wish it could be mine
If I lived up on the north pole
I would stare outside my window
And look around at all the shining lights
Christmas carols at the front door
Family at the dinner table
And every night would always end just right
But baby, life isn't that easy
Sometimes it gets crazy
I'm falling on my knees
Yeah
I'm hoping for a happy ending
So let's start pretending what life could be
There'll be dancing and singing
This Christmas life
And the bells with be ringing
This Christmas life
No more heartaches from heartbreaks
This Christmas life
Oh I wish it could be mine
So I just close my eyes and
Create a wonderland where
Anything's possible there
I'm just dreaming of what it would be
There'll be dancing and singing
This Christmas life
And the bells will be ringing
This Christmas life
No more heartaches from heartbreaks
This Christmas life
Oh I wish it could be mine
There'll be dancing and singing
This Christmas life
And the bells will be ringing
This Christmas life
No more heartaches from heartbreaks
This Christmas life
Oh I wish it could be mine
Wanna Make Love To You lyrics - Shane Dawson (feat. Liam Horne)
[Liam Horne (talking):]
Stand back and listen
[singing]
Yeah yeah
Just like that girl
Hey sexy lady
Yeah, Shanes got a message for ya
So I'm gonna sing it for you
Baby lets start
This is coming from the heart
And this is what he wants to do
Take ya out for a dinner
Think nice at the Sizzler
After that go cruisin' in
His mom's '91 Honda-a-a-a
He want me to ask you if you'll marry him
But now that I've got you in my vision
I wanna make love, Baby
I wanna make to you, you-ou, you-ou
I wanna titty fuck, yeah
I wanna titty fuck those boobs, boobs
My mom just dropped me off
She'll be back in an hour
That's plenty of time
To make love in the shower (Yeah)
Best believe that I will make you scream
And it's legal because I turned 18, yesterday
Baby I can do, what he can't do
I'll give you lots of pleasure (Yeah)
Put your Ikea furniture together
Rub your feet, while your watching Bachelor
That's gonna, sex in different places
Africa, Space, and do it in the middle of Targeh-eh
Do it in the White house, Oval Office
Fist bumpin Obama, while Michelle watches now
Do it on your Grandma's tv
Givin' her a heart attack
It's ok, I know CPR
And not just gonna get it cause it's free
I like boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs
Woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-ohhhhh
If I work at Starbucks
I would write on your cup
This right her, this right here, this right here
Is a girl that I really like to
Take her out to dinner, maybe see a movie
Nah, I'm just kidding
I really wanna FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
[Shane Dawson (talking):]
What just happened?
[Boombox Guy:]
Yo' son, you just got your bitch jacked.
[Shane Dawson:]
Well what am I going to do with this?
Ah, what the hell.
Stand back and listen
[singing]
Yeah yeah
Just like that girl
Hey sexy lady
Yeah, Shanes got a message for ya
So I'm gonna sing it for you
Baby lets start
This is coming from the heart
And this is what he wants to do
Take ya out for a dinner
Think nice at the Sizzler
After that go cruisin' in
His mom's '91 Honda-a-a-a
He want me to ask you if you'll marry him
But now that I've got you in my vision
I wanna make love, Baby
I wanna make to you, you-ou, you-ou
I wanna titty fuck, yeah
I wanna titty fuck those boobs, boobs
My mom just dropped me off
She'll be back in an hour
That's plenty of time
To make love in the shower (Yeah)
Best believe that I will make you scream
And it's legal because I turned 18, yesterday
Baby I can do, what he can't do
I'll give you lots of pleasure (Yeah)
Put your Ikea furniture together
Rub your feet, while your watching Bachelor
That's gonna, sex in different places
Africa, Space, and do it in the middle of Targeh-eh
Do it in the White house, Oval Office
Fist bumpin Obama, while Michelle watches now
Do it on your Grandma's tv
Givin' her a heart attack
It's ok, I know CPR
And not just gonna get it cause it's free
I like boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs
Woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-ohhhhh
If I work at Starbucks
I would write on your cup
This right her, this right here, this right here
Is a girl that I really like to
Take her out to dinner, maybe see a movie
Nah, I'm just kidding
I really wanna FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
[Shane Dawson (talking):]
What just happened?
[Boombox Guy:]
Yo' son, you just got your bitch jacked.
[Shane Dawson:]
Well what am I going to do with this?
Ah, what the hell.
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Spoof) lyrics - Shane Dawson (feat. Wendy McColm)
Taylor, I think we need to talk
About what?
Maybe you and me should take a break
Who is she?
There's no-one else, I just need some space
Fuck you, I will make you pay
What?!
I'm gonna add you to my 'Shit List'
What list?
I'll write a song about your baby dick
It's average
I'm gonna cry and then I'll Tweet a pic
I'll say, "He cheated, then dumped me
Hash-tag TeamTayTay."
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Song about you will go number one and
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Tween girls will sing, "baby dick, baby dick."
You should never ever, ever break up with Taylor.
You got herpes, herpes, herpes, just thank John Mayer.
I fucked Jake and I fucked Joe
And I fucked Zac Efron. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.
I see you found yourself
A new whore, whore.
Good thing I brought
My friend chloroform.
You will never ever, ever escape my cellar
You will be tortured, tortured, tortured and I'll have no mercy.
Policemans are my biggest fans so they'll never arrest me.
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.
You got your ass kicked, ass kicked, ass kicked by a blond girl.
You're such a pussy, pussy, pussy, I can't believe I fucked you.
I'm tired of these gay actor guys, it's time for a Kennedy. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever fuck with Taylor.
About what?
Maybe you and me should take a break
Who is she?
There's no-one else, I just need some space
Fuck you, I will make you pay
What?!
I'm gonna add you to my 'Shit List'
What list?
I'll write a song about your baby dick
It's average
I'm gonna cry and then I'll Tweet a pic
I'll say, "He cheated, then dumped me
Hash-tag TeamTayTay."
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Song about you will go number one and
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Tween girls will sing, "baby dick, baby dick."
You should never ever, ever break up with Taylor.
You got herpes, herpes, herpes, just thank John Mayer.
I fucked Jake and I fucked Joe
And I fucked Zac Efron. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.
I see you found yourself
A new whore, whore.
Good thing I brought
My friend chloroform.
You will never ever, ever escape my cellar
You will be tortured, tortured, tortured and I'll have no mercy.
Policemans are my biggest fans so they'll never arrest me.
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.
You got your ass kicked, ass kicked, ass kicked by a blond girl.
You're such a pussy, pussy, pussy, I can't believe I fucked you.
I'm tired of these gay actor guys, it's time for a Kennedy. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever fuck with Taylor.
You Didn't Glow Up lyrics - Shane Dawson (feat. Ryland Adams)
Jurassic Park car for a dinosaur man
Old ass face with some little baby hands
You'll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you
It's me, not you, but I'd rather fuck Drew
Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won't behave for you
Your old ass hair was straighter than you'll ever be
Not even that could straighten out your sexuality
You didn't glow up
You look like throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
I think I'd rather give my "SuperLuv" to Dan and Phil
I wish you'd pick some clothes at the rate you pick your ass
You wrote two books that I didn't even read
I use your podcast just to help me sleep
Congratulations on ten million subs
It took you ten years and for Jake it took ten months
You say it gets worse but I have to disagree
There ain't nothin' worse than reviews for your movie
You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
You didn't glow up
You look like throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
I'll go home
No, seriously, I'm moving home
I can't stand the smell anymore
Goodbye, sexual
Old ass face with some little baby hands
You'll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you
It's me, not you, but I'd rather fuck Drew
Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won't behave for you
Your old ass hair was straighter than you'll ever be
Not even that could straighten out your sexuality
You didn't glow up
You look like throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
I think I'd rather give my "SuperLuv" to Dan and Phil
I wish you'd pick some clothes at the rate you pick your ass
You wrote two books that I didn't even read
I use your podcast just to help me sleep
Congratulations on ten million subs
It took you ten years and for Jake it took ten months
You say it gets worse but I have to disagree
There ain't nothin' worse than reviews for your movie
You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
You didn't glow up
You look like throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
I'll go home
No, seriously, I'm moving home
I can't stand the smell anymore
Goodbye, sexual
We Can't Stop Parody lyrics - Shane Dawson
I’m about to make you uncomfortable by the way I hump this entire room.
Pretending I was Hannah Montana; now pretending to be Rihanna (Hey Hey Hey) (Oh)
Say goodbye to Disney Channel, and hello to black people
And they only hang out with me
Cause I give them free weed and Retweet
This video is cheap and super creepy
Kids look up to me and copy everything I do
Like my dance moves and my drug use
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Dancing around in these tight ass clothes, showing everyone my camel toe.
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Making you think that you are stoned
While you’re watching this shitty video
Why is she laying in a bathtub?
Why does that girl have pink blood?
Why is this soup telling secrets.
And why are those Teddy Bears wearing sluts.
If you wanna get me.
Just take PINK add LADY GAGA and MADONNA there you go.
Oops, I forgot
Subtract talent
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Trying to shock America by doing a bunch of crazy shit with my tongue
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Hiring [?] to play my friends all these people are from Craigslist
I like dancing with Black Tranny’s
Getting slapped with Hamburger Patties
I like making out with Barbies
And Twerking in Granny Panties
Yeah! Eh! Eh! Yeah! Yeah!
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Breaking up and making up with Liam
Ignoring my families interventions.
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Reminding you that I’ll all grown up by acting like a total slut
Ooo yeah!
What the fuck happened to this bitch!
Hannah Montana was the shit!
Does anyone know where I can get my check so I can get the fuck out of here.
Eh Yeah!
We don’t have any checks.
I spend all our money on that French Fry Skeleton.
Opps.
Hey Hey
Pretending I was Hannah Montana; now pretending to be Rihanna (Hey Hey Hey) (Oh)
Say goodbye to Disney Channel, and hello to black people
And they only hang out with me
Cause I give them free weed and Retweet
This video is cheap and super creepy
Kids look up to me and copy everything I do
Like my dance moves and my drug use
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Dancing around in these tight ass clothes, showing everyone my camel toe.
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Making you think that you are stoned
While you’re watching this shitty video
Why is she laying in a bathtub?
Why does that girl have pink blood?
Why is this soup telling secrets.
And why are those Teddy Bears wearing sluts.
If you wanna get me.
Just take PINK add LADY GAGA and MADONNA there you go.
Oops, I forgot
Subtract talent
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Trying to shock America by doing a bunch of crazy shit with my tongue
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Hiring [?] to play my friends all these people are from Craigslist
I like dancing with Black Tranny’s
Getting slapped with Hamburger Patties
I like making out with Barbies
And Twerking in Granny Panties
Yeah! Eh! Eh! Yeah! Yeah!
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Breaking up and making up with Liam
Ignoring my families interventions.
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Reminding you that I’ll all grown up by acting like a total slut
Ooo yeah!
What the fuck happened to this bitch!
Hannah Montana was the shit!
Does anyone know where I can get my check so I can get the fuck out of here.
Eh Yeah!
We don’t have any checks.
I spend all our money on that French Fry Skeleton.
Opps.
Hey Hey
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