Birthday Spoof lyrics - Shane Dawson

Blame it all on Disney
Look what they did to me,
And I am not the only one who turned out like that,
Just look at Lindsey,
Don't forget about Miley,
And that girl from even Stevens even had a sex tape, Ugh!

(uhhh, uh, uh, uhhh) what the fuck
(uhhh, uh, uh, uhhh) happened to them?

Remember Disney when it had
Lizzy McGuire and that's so raven
Then it just got worse with shows
About wizards and underage strippers (shake it up)

Do these clothes make you forget that some of us aren't legal yet?
Get condoms and some lube were going to rape your childhood

All parents seem to all agree, to blame it all on Disney
Because that way it's so easy to avoid to get blamed
When you work for Disney
It's practically slavery
And then when you turn 18 they throw you in the trash

(uhhh, uh, uh, uhhh)
Hey, look, it's Mickey Mouse!
(uhhh, uh, uh, uhhh)
How'd he get in my house?

Yo SG how you be? When you coming back to me?
Hey mickey soon maybe but right now I'm kinda busy
Excuse me, hoe? Oh! FUCK, NO! Does Mickey have to slap a hoe?
No Mickey! please don't swing I'll do another wizards movie
That's right bitches (woo)
Because Disney is so cheap
We barely made any money
So some of us are working at Walmart and target
Let's take a to moment to remember
The Disney stars who disappeared
Like the guy from Phil in the future the girl from Halloween town (don't stop)
Stop taking weird girls from Disney
Harper wasn't invited to this party (nope!)
I'm hanging out with beibz
Peeing in random spots
How can we grow up so crazy?
All drugged up and slutty?
But the kids of nick grow OK— oh, wait, never mind