We Can't Stop Parody lyrics - Shane Dawson

I’m about to make you uncomfortable by the way I hump this entire room.
Pretending I was Hannah Montana; now pretending to be Rihanna (Hey Hey Hey) (Oh)
Say goodbye to Disney Channel, and hello to black people
And they only hang out with me
Cause I give them free weed and Retweet

This video is cheap and super creepy
Kids look up to me and copy everything I do
Like my dance moves and my drug use

And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Dancing around in these tight ass clothes, showing everyone my camel toe.
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Making you think that you are stoned
While you’re watching this shitty video

Why is she laying in a bathtub?
Why does that girl have pink blood?
Why is this soup telling secrets.
And why are those Teddy Bears wearing sluts.

If you wanna get me.
Just take PINK add LADY GAGA and MADONNA there you go.
Oops, I forgot
Subtract talent

And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Trying to shock America by doing a bunch of crazy shit with my tongue
And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Hiring [?] to play my friends all these people are from Craigslist

I like dancing with Black Tranny’s
Getting slapped with Hamburger Patties
I like making out with Barbies
And Twerking in Granny Panties

Yeah! Eh! Eh! Yeah! Yeah!

And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Breaking up and making up with Liam
Ignoring my families interventions.

And I can’t stop
No, I won’t stop
Reminding you that I’ll all grown up by acting like a total slut

Ooo yeah!

What the fuck happened to this bitch!
Hannah Montana was the shit!
Does anyone know where I can get my check so I can get the fuck out of here.

Eh Yeah!

We don’t have any checks.
I spend all our money on that French Fry Skeleton.

Opps.

Hey Hey