Hello Kitty Parody lyrics - Shane Dawson

I am 30 and I wearing a tutu of candy
Did I mention that I’m 30?
I went the Supercuts and asked them to fuck my head up
And look what this bitch did to me.
Ha ha ha ha, girl you dumb!
I used to make music and dress like a punk
Now looks like a blind stylist dressed me
Yes, Queen You Look Great!
This video is fucking racist but it’s ok because I’m paying this Asians chicks to dance behind me
We want to kill ourselves
This is the probably the worst thing I have done in my life and I married that Nickelback guy
Ew, ew, gross
Did I mention that I’m 30?
Yes I’m fucking 30
And I’m wearing accessories that I got from Claire’s
I never smiling cuz on the inside I’m dying
Please take me out of my misery

No you have 10 more years
Now it’s time for Dubstep music
Made by a 50 year old white guy
Hey isn’t this what the kids like?

They also like when I butcher Japanese
Jin-Jon-Won-Chin-Won-Chon-Ding-Dong
That means go buy my new song
Ding-Ding-Wang-Wang-Ding-Ding-Ding-Chi
That means holly shit I’m 30
Holly shit I’m 30 and I am not married old enough to have babies
Oh my God I’m fucking 30
Oh my God I’m 30
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Midlife breakdown

Look at me I’m eating sushi
I like to make my eyes all Japanese-y
Ding-Gon-Jow-Chi-Dong-Chi-Don-Chi
(You Fucking Racist Bitch)

Sure you can have my new CD

Hey there Miley, Miley
Are you jeal-i, jeal-i of my stupid fucking video?
I made a Checklist of all the stupid stuff
You did in yours
And I think we’re tied

World only needs one stupid crazy talentless whore
And that’s me
Yeah!
Wow!
Or I’m really fucking high right now or there is a set of Asian quadruples standing front of me?
Both!
Oh, yeah!